A few comparisons I have noticed between Jared and Bandit.
1. Both will not eat until I set something out for them.
2. Both need constant affection
3. Both of them have an unnatural attraction to my panties.
4. Without obedience training they will both soil my house and destroy my things.
5. The both have to be told over and over again before they will do something, i.e.
Bandit: SIT SIT SIT
Jared: Wash your cup, put away your shoes, pick up your laundry
6.They will both do work for a reward, i.e.
Bandit: Sit, Stay = Beggin' Strip
Jared: Remember our anniversary = get laid
That's about it. I guess I could add in that they are also your best friend.
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